Yesterday, the one and only boy in my yearbook class of 14 finally erupted with this one:
"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"
Yeah... I'm not even sure which girl it was directed at, but I just knew that was coming eventually. And the sad thing for the poor guy is that we all just laughed until he had to laugh too.
One day he'll make a really good husband - though today he said he wanted to marry Brittney Spears so he could make her all better.
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he wanted to marry Brittney Spears so he could make her all better
Not good. I hope a decent woman snaps him up before he gets in over his head. Oi.
Fred, you'll be happy to know that he also professes to be a Faulkner fan, though I've gathered he likes the idea of Faulkner more than the actual reading at this point.
Imagine this headline one day: Spears to Marry Young Faulkner Scholar.
I would love to see that headline, because it would indicate that at some point in the future, she gets healthy.
As it is, I think she going to end up dead, and sooner rather than later.
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