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31 January 2008

Bound to Have Heard This Sooner or Later

Yesterday, the one and only boy in my yearbook class of 14 finally erupted with this one:

"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"

Yeah... I'm not even sure which girl it was directed at, but I just knew that was coming eventually. And the sad thing for the poor guy is that we all just laughed until he had to laugh too.

One day he'll make a really good husband - though today he said he wanted to marry Brittney Spears so he could make her all better.

3 comments:

Freder1ck said...

he wanted to marry Brittney Spears so he could make her all better
Not good. I hope a decent woman snaps him up before he gets in over his head. Oi.

School Master P said...

Fred, you'll be happy to know that he also professes to be a Faulkner fan, though I've gathered he likes the idea of Faulkner more than the actual reading at this point.

Imagine this headline one day: Spears to Marry Young Faulkner Scholar.

JP said...

I would love to see that headline, because it would indicate that at some point in the future, she gets healthy.

As it is, I think she going to end up dead, and sooner rather than later.